This is gross and serious

There are people in this world to get sexual satisfaction from watching women in high heeled shoes crush small animals and kill them with their heels!
Congress previously passed a lot to outlaw this practice, the Supreme Court of the United States in its infinite wisdom struck down the law, citing it as a freedom of speech issue.
Congress has passed a new bill, which should satisfy the court. Please follow this link and both call and email the White House, to urge President Obama to sign the bill. Please call and email. Calls and emails from Iowa are particularly important, because we will be the first state in the country to decide the Presidential Ballot in the next election.

https://secure.humanesociety.org/site/Advocacy?pagename=homepage&page=UserAction&id=4768&autologin=true&JServSessionIdr004=6g4zeum223.app303a

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No point.

I put on cologne before I left home to go to the natural foods store today. Even that couldn't prevent me from realizing how irrelevant it is to wear cologne to a place where people use rocks under their arms in place of razors and deodorant. Next time I'll just rub myself with hay and vodka.

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And I'll Miss You Most of All

While @njensen515 has left us only for a small vacation, "@SJMAXX" was using 4 desks and 4 computers, but not one adding machine or calculator. My feeling is there is not enough Vicodin in Iowa to ease my pain. And I just went in to shop.

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What if...

Suicide hotlines were all staffed by imprisoned serial killers? 2 birds, no stones.

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While sneaking around watching previews of upcoming GLEE episodes (its a sickness, I can't help it) I found this guy. AMAZING

To see all of his videos follow this link: Mike Tompkins YouTube Channel

Crazies, Minnesota Style

Minnesota's Republican Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann says that Obama is spending $200 million a day on his trip to India. While this has been proven to be unadulterated bullshit, from one of the looniest tea-party kooks in the country, you would at least hope that he reserved the Presidential Suite.

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