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Sunday, July 10, 2011

I am disgusting

These are the two bumper stickers I have on the back of my car:

 

While I was walking to my car in a mall parking lot yesterday, I saw a couple in their 50's reading my bumper stickers and shaking their heads.  I didn't think anything of it, and I just kept walking to my car.  As I got close, I deactivated the alarm, and the man looked up at me and said, "That is disgusting."

Of course I didn't know which one he meant, so I asked, "Which one is disgusting?" and he said, "The Lesbian one," all smug and full of his own self-righteousness.  

I said, "Do you know any lesbians?"  He was amazed that I kept talking to him, and said with all of the incredulity he could muster, "No... and I'm glad I don't." 

I said, "Well, let me tell you, I know quite a few lesbians, I'm even related to at least one, and the thing is, they hate it when folks get thrown to them dry.  They would think it was disgusting if you weren't dipped in honey, it is sort of a Universal Lesbian Thing."

"You are disgusting," he said, as he closed the door to his SUV and drove away with his wife.  "Yeah, I kinda am," I thought, but not for any of the reasons he thought I was.  I'll bet he is voting for Santorum, Now that is disgusting.

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