I had just finished loading my dishwasher when I saw this story about Paul Ryan having his family pretend to wash dishes at a St. Vincent DePaul kitchen for homeless people. The dishes were already clean, but they went ahead and donned spotless white aprons, wasted some water and pretended to wash them anyway.
Needless to say, I got a little nervous, so I cleaned my windows and changed the scent cubes in my Scentsy. I was afraid that Paul Ryan and a gaggle of photographers would show up here right after my dishes finished rinsing in the dishwasher to push the START button again. The place is a mess, I just can't have him here until I have dusted my lamp shades and wound my clocks.
I'll wait until I leave for work tomorrow to push that button. If Paul Ryan is running around doing clean dishes, and I haven't even cracked open a bottle of Mop-N-Glo, the risk is just too great.
My yard looks awesome though.
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