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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

"K"'s GRINDR Backstory

In K's house, growing up, morals and ethics were determined by a complicated calculus which is determined by taking the circumference of the nipples times the whiteness of the teeth divided by which model of iPhone you are using factored with how publicly you post a semi-nude picture of yourself minus the sum of the angle of both corners of the mouth while smirking times how likely the sex app you are using is to get you laid despite your self-righteous protestations to the contrary.

By my math, this fellow is absolutely the most moral user of GRINDR?


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