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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

THE HARDEST PART IS ADMITTING YOU WATCHED IT!


Certainly the TV Censors would not let the GLEE cast do the Rocky Horror Picture Show without changing the lyrics of some of the songs.  They do this to protect children you know.  

Instead of, "I'm just a sweet transvestite from TRANSEXUAL Transylvania."  They changed it to, "I'm just a sweet transvestite, from SENSATIONAL Transylvania."  Even worse, "I was feeling done in, couldn't win.  I'd only ever kissed before.  I thought there is no use getting into heavy PETTING.  It only leads to trouble, and SEAT WETTING!" became, "... heavy SWEATING and BAD FRETTING."

All over America, children were saying to their parents, "Mom, Dad, did you see what those bitches did to your favorite movie?  That fuckin sucks."

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