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Monday, August 29, 2011

What Marley Said:

Marley
As certainly as if he were speaking English, Marley came up to me on the couch tonight, and dropped his red ball in my lap.  It is one of those hollow balls with a hole in it just large enough for one treat to fall out of it, if it is rolled just the right way.
Marley put his 2 front paws on the couch, and got eye level with me, and looked at the ball, then looked at me, at the ball, then me.  Then he just stared at me, and what I heard him communicate to me with his body language was this, "Hey, guy, this thing is broken.  Usually every morning when you leave this place, I stay here and roll this thing around, and delicious little chunks of things fall out of it.  Well, I am telling you it is broken, because for the last two days, nothing has fallen out of it.  So please fix it guy, please, please, please!!!  Today I had to get into the sink and get a double walled, insulated cup out of there that looks like it cost a lot of money, and I had to eat the whole thing, and it wasn't even delicious.  So please guy, fix this ball so it works when you leave.  Thanks, I'm going to leave it here with you for a minute."
If Marley could have shrugged his shoulders while he looked away to the left and raised his eyebrows, he absolutely would have.

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