One Direction - One Choice

If I had to choose just one of the guys from

 One Direction as my favorite, 

I would ask, "Why one"?

Then I would ask, why do I have to know who One Direction is?

Is it because they were on Saturday Night Live Tonight?

Then I would remember that all my best friends are

 9 year old British Girls.

Or is it that I watch BBC 8 hours a day on DirecTv?

Yeah, okay, Zayn, the excessive crotch grabbing, 

skinnier than Damon Pampolina 

looking one in the middle.